As coffee addicts we all have strong feelings towards our java don’t we?
1. I look forward to going to bed at night because that first coffee in the morning is the best.
2. I’m going to drink less coffee…….blah blah blah… I can’t even say that with a straight face!
3. I must get out of bed. My coffee needs me.
4. Drink coffee – Do stupid things with more energy.
5. I haven’t had my morning coffee yet…don’t make me kill you.
6. It’s not procrastinating if you’re drinking coffee. It’s ‘procaffeinating’.
7. Coffee – because crack cocaine isn’t allowed in the workplace.
8. Don’t worry about my coffee consumption. Worry about what I would do to you without it!
9. If someone tells you you’re not to have another coffee, smack them.
10. There is a time and a place for decaf – NEVER, AND IN THE BIN!
11. Get in the way of my coffee, prepare to die.
12. Coffee, I will always love you……..